Tech’s man of mystery, George P. Burdell, will now take your questions.
Dear George, Aisle or window?
Alan R. Mitchell Jr., Econ 85, Savannah, Ga.
Dear Alan, It’s a conundrum for the ages. The window affords a majestic view of the world (or, if you’re flying over Kansas, a spot to lean your head while you sleep). But you then have to clamber over your seatmates if you need to use the restroom. And while the aisle offers an easier path to the facilities, it does leave you at risk of having your elbow obliterated by a beverage cart. However, there is a simple way to avoid the many indignities of flying: Become a pilot. G.P.
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Dear George, Boxers or briefs?
Alan R. Mitchell Jr., Econ 85, Savannah, Ga.
Dear Alan, Having tried boxers and briefs (as well as an ill-fated attempt at the Ernest Hemingway “commando” method), I found myself empathizing with Goldilocks: One bowl of porridge was too baggy, the other too constricting. And then I discovered boxer-briefs, which are just right. G.P.
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Dear George, Great taste or less filling?
Alan R. Mitchell Jr., Econ 85, Savannah, Ga.
Dear Alan, When it comes to drink, I can heartily recommend following in Hemingway’s footsteps. Now, does anyone other than Mr. Mitchell have a question? G.P.
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Dear George, In the snack machine at work, Chex Mix is 45 cents while Cheez-Its are 50 cents. Same size snack bags, and no one has any explanation for the pricing difference. Any idea? This can’t be by accident. Anonymous
Dear Anonymous, I take it back. Let’s see if Mr. Mitchell has any more questions. G.P.
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